<ultima> netgod: My calculator has more registers than the x86, and
		-- thats- sad
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I can just see it now: nomination-terrorism ;-)         -- Manoj  haha!  i nominate manoj.
		-- seeS
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How many months are we going to be behind them [Redhat] with a glibc release?"
		-- Jim Pick, 8 months before Debian 2.0 is finally released
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[   ]  DOGBERT  [ 2 ]  RICHARD STALLMAN  [ 3 ]  BUFFY SUMMERS  [ 1 ]  MANOJ SRIVASTAVA  [ 4 ]  NONE of the above
		-- Debian Project Leader 1999 ballot
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I did it just to piss you off.  :-P
		-- Branden Robinson in a message to debian-devel
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10) there is no 10, but it sounded like a nice number :)
		-- Wichert Akkerman
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We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
		-- Linus Torvalds
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YES! YES! YES! Oh, YES! (ooops, I sound like Meg Ryan ;-)
		-- Ian Nandhra
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Something must be Done This is Something Therefore, This must be Done
		-- The Thatcherite Syllogism
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
		-- Robert A. Heinlein
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"They are both businesses - if you have given them enough money, I'm sure they'll do whatever the hell you ask:->"
		-- David Welton
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Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me.
		-- Linus Torvalds
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"Now we'll have to kill you."
		-- Linus Torvalds
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Oh no, not again.
		-- Manoj Srivastava
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<Espy> tomorrow there will be a great disturbance in the workforce
		-- May 18, 1999
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Moonchild without an opinion? Satan is skating to work tomorrow!
		-- Brett Manz
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Last time I had intimate contact with another human being was rather a painful experience... I rather liked it... ;)
		-- Brett Manz
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Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments'
		-- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
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First off - Quake is simply incredible. It lets you repeatedly kill your boss in the office without being arrested. :)
		-- Signal 11, in a slashdot comment
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knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in eye_render_shiny_object.c?
		-- rcw
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Caveats: it's GNOME, be afraid, be very afraid of the Depends line
		-- James Troup
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If you are what you eat, I guess that makes me a cheese danish.
		-- Anonymous
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I think irc isn't going to work though---we're running out of topic space!
		-- Joseph Carter
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits."
		-- Albert Einstein
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If I have trouble installing Linux, something is wrong. Very wrong.
		-- Linus Torvalds
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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
		-- Arthur C Clarke
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Guns don't kill people.  It's those damn bullets.  Guns just make them go really really fast.
		-- Jake Johanson
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C'mon! political protest! sheesh. Where's that anarchist spirit? ;-)
		-- Decklin Foster
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This message was written with vi!  (not that anyone in the world cares)
		-- seen on an old message from an anon.penet.fi address
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Nothing is a problem once you debug the code.
		-- John Carmack
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I am practicing a fine point of ethics.  It is acceptable to shoot back. It is not acceptable to shoot first.
		-- Zed Pobre
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That's the funniest thing I've ever heard and I will _not_ condone it.
		-- DyerMaker, 17 March 2000 MegaPhone radio show
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We reject: kings, presidents, and voting. We believe in: rough consensus and working code.
		-- Dave Clark
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"I have a bone to pick, and a few to break."
		-- Anonymous
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We must know, we will know.
		-- David Hilbert
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A friend of mine has a barcode on his arm. He rings up as a $.35 pack of JuicyFruit.
		-- Seen on Slashdot
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$you = new YOU; honk() if $you->love(perl)
		-- Seen on Slashdot
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"Debian: no hats or reptiles were harmed in the making of this distribution= ."
		-- Paul Slootman
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Change the Social Contract?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
		-- Branden Robinson
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All good ideas look like bad ideas to those who are losers.
		-- Dilbert
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RFC 882 put the dot in .com, not Sun Microsystems
		-- Seen on Slashdot
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"So, will the Andover party have a cash bar?" "No, there's free beer." "Uh-oh, Stallman's gonna be pissed..."
		-- overheard at the Bazaar, 1999
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Unix is mature OS, windows is still in diapers and they smell badly.
		-- Rafael Skodlar <raffi@linwin.com>
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